pigeon-jess:

Tom Hardy and Benedict Cumberbatch Interview

T: I had to bismarck him the other day.
B: You can’t say that!
T [to the cameraman]: Yeah, put it in. It’s funny.
B: No, don’t.
T: I had to bismarck him on the forehead.
B: Don’t.
T: Get him out of his trailer.
B: Don’t. Was it all going very well until I turned up?
T: It’s a slap with a flaccid penis.
B: Don’t put that in. I tell you, the blokes at HBO will not like the idea of any act of bismarcking.
T: Band of Brothers?
B: Oh yeah, that must’ve gone on. A lot of slapping.